The object of the game is to look up the answers to the questions on Urban Dictionary and post the first definition on here.

1.) Your Name? Candice
Carnal, caramel, clitoral CONFECTION, kept cosily-wrapped in the pocket of a lady's bergen jacket.
EXAMPLE: "Can you kindly caress my CANDICE?" was Alice's candid request, as she nimbly unpeeled the salient sweet from the plush, pink wrappings of her family pack.

Um... ok? I'd rather not be caressed as such.

2.) Your Age? 17
The right age to start having sex, according to Chef on South Park
Chef: "The right time to start having sex is 17."
Sheila: "So you mean 17 as long as you're in love?"
Chef: "Nope, just 17."
Gerald: "But what if you're not ready at 17?"
Chef: "17, you're ready."

And ppl call me Mother Mary!  LMAO

3.) One of your friends? Courtney
The Pimptress of the world. Needs to be adored by all men, but belongs only to me! Look up also, Pimptress or Genius
EXAMPLE: Courtney looks damn fine in that!

I just bet she wouldn't mind reading this... lol

4.) What should you be doing right now?  Sleeping
To masturbate furiously in your room while praying that your grandma doesn't come in.
EXAMPLE: GET OUT GRANDMA! I was sleeping.
Those were sleeping noises grandma.

o WOW... um... does it have to be the first def.?  Cuz I saw this one that had magical grimlins in it ^_^

5.) Favorite Color? Blue
The hue of the portion of the visible spectrum lying between green and indigo, evoked in a human observer by radiant energy with wavelengths of approximately 420 to 490 nanometers.
EXAMPLE: The sky is blue.

420 to 490 nanometers?  You don't say.

6.) Birthplace? Arkansas
arkansas is the natural state and is not as bad as most people think it is.it is the home of the razorbacks and is the only place in the usa where real diamonds are mined.it is the natural state because there is wildlife every where u look.its a beautiful state.and they do where shoes.
EXAMPLE: I went camping down in arkansas.

FREAKIN YEAH!  I love this def.  So true.  I'm a home-body.  I never want to leave lol.

7.) Month of your birth? September
a month with a nice temperature and everything but its when school starts
EXAMPLE: uh oh its almost september.. no more summer vacation

I like it cuz I get to see everyone at school on my birthday and sing "happy birthday to me" out loud while walking down the hall.  ^_^

8.) Last person you talked to? Dad
The parent that takes the most shit. Sure, if you had a shitty father, then go ahead and bitch, but not all of us did. Some of us had great fathers, who really loved us, and weren't assholes. Honestly, if you could see how much damage a mother could do to one's self esteem, you wouldn't even place so much blame on "dear old dad"
EXAMPLE: Dad: "Oh, nice. I spend all my life to raise a family, and buy them a house, and then my wife divorces me, and takes the house that I paid for, and my kids, so she can go off with some other man, and treat my own children like shit. But at least I got a tie for Fathers day, that makes up for everything"

AMEN!!!  I love my dad because he has always taken care of me.  

9.) One of your nicknames? Candy Cane
When you splooge on a chicks face, then punch her in the fuckin nose so it bleeds.
EXAMPLE: I candy caned that bitch!

Well, that's not a nice thing to do.

I have no idea who to tag...